From: statehoodnow@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman) Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs,alt.comedy.standup Subject: ASS-C; POHY; LIBTR: A Black Jester (Gölök Buday) Classic.... Date: Thu, 22 Aug 2002 09:43:45 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Jester™ Reply-To: statehoodnow@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d64b15c.36662828@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial18.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial18.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1030009899 vandial18.lightspeed.bc.ca (22 Aug 2002 02:51:39 -0700) Lines: 48 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.sex.strip-clubs:85312 alt.comedy.standup:32040 A crowd of guys (overcompensating) are yelling "DUO! DUO! DUO!...." in a strip club and one guy, to everone's surprsize, yells "Shower!!!" A few times and one guy leans over to the other and says "wow, that guy's suffisticated." -- Black Jester (Gölök Buday) Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG Aka The guy who is so obsessed with Jeszika Alba that he ignores her with the delusion that it's his name on the restraining order, not Michael Weatherly's. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm