From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup Subject: Re: Are you a hack? Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 23:30:28 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d8a5d89.3412420@news.lightspeed.ca> References: <20020918224107.28947.00000009@mb-bg.aol.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial46.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial46.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032478811 vandial46.lightspeed.bc.ca (19 Sep 2002 16:40:11 -0700) Lines: 53 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.comedy.standup:35033 Slip and break your neck on watermellon you may have followed one. Or at a family function in Harlem. Hmmm, reminds me of the crispy fried water mellon my mother use to make. A hack steals material and the worse ones, are the ones that are obvious because only one joke is good and delivery sucks. I'm the mark of sarcasm, the upside-down exclaimation mark, I am the Black Jester™. >:-{) )> Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The guy who is so obsessed with Jeszika Alba that he ignores her with the delusion that it's his name on the restraining order, not Michael Weatherly's. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm