Path: e420r-atl2.usenetserver.com!newsfeeds-atl2!news.webusenet.com!pc01.webusenet.com!fe01.POSTED!not-for-mail From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.conspiracy,misc.int-property,alt.comedy,alt.tv.pi,alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon Subject: LIBTR; BC; VAN: A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #102. -- Actual Correction This Time. Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3dbbeb78.7115176@news.aebc.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Lines: 279 X-Complaints-To: abuse@usenetserver.com X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly. NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 08:26:22 EST Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 13:35:06 GMT Xref: usenetserver.com alt.comedy.standup:343688 alt.conspiracy:504611 misc.int-property:129748 alt.comedy:115115 alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon:110748 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #102.; Press Release(s) (i) Day: Lights Savings Time: Moronic. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said that day light savings time is moronic and so is a non-24 hour clock, he hates the AM/PM indoctrination and hopes for a change in the future. (ii) Buday Maintains Anti-Gambling Stance: Even BC Lotteries. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said that he does not and will never support gambling or lotteries, most especially government. The whole purpose of gambling is to flush money down the toilet and it's bad enough that government does that with people's money. Not only is it allowed for sin tax reasons, but it's one of those things that may in fact hurt other people by being, at the very least, an unprofitable business, or anti-business, that sustains itself on money funnels and government business welfare. The last thing Vancouver needs is one armed bandits that help only those in the espionage industrial complex. Corporate Welfare does include bankcrupsy protection. Resource(s): http://www.canada.com/vancouver/info/civicelections/vancouver/story.html?id=%7B44A07DC3-2A88-4D70-B7D5-17F7047C1BDE%7D (iii) The Pigs Are More Equal Than Others: Senate. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday announced his digust at the Canadian Senators demand of a 5 billion dollar tax hike of any sort, "who are those unelected welfare bums anyway?," Mr. Buday said in outrage, "If the Senators want to do their part, maybe they should have their pay cut and be re-elected in their....oh that's right those respected patriated states would require that they be jailed like the good ol boys they are." Mr. Buday is sickened by the House of Lords existence still and can't believe it's still called a Senate. Resource(s): Senators want $5 billion health tax hike OTTAWA -- A two-tier health-care system in Canada is inevitable unless the federal government imposes a new $5-billion-a-year health tax, says the head of a Senate committee on medicare that released its report Friday. http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vancouversun/story.asp?id=%7B8332F7DB-AA2D-4E2C-ACB4-0809B0E33E5D%7D (iv) The NPA's mayoral candidate, Jennifer Clarke, wants an Art Outreach for Children program in Woodward's: More Government. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said he can't stand to see land owners suffer under the tyranical rule of political baby ass kissers who can't see the light because it's a constant anal eclipse. Buday is sickened by the suggestion for more government, and from the NPA, no less; they tote a line, their Liberal counterparts do to, but man when they have power, they abuse it to it's fullest. "Do they ever get out? Have lives? I do, and I hope politics doesn't take it from me," Mr. Buday said. Buday is certain he won't let that happen, it would just drive him nuts to be a political ass licker and "friend." Resource: http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vancouversun/story.asp?id=%7BCE6966D8-E86D-4F2F-9271-0ACCEE962EA2%7D (v) Chow Down: Drugless Poor Are Screwed. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said that it's certainly true; if your a useless, lazy, and irresponsible drug user it's easier to be poor and you get more sympathy from the nanny state than if you ever get screwed over by the NSA, who's agents sell the shit, or are actually disabled and not indrenched in some habit. One of the problems is seeing such a weekness as a disability. Depression isn't self inflicted and it's harder to sell that as a disability than a "drug addiction" as they call it. When George Chow says drug free poor people ddon't fit in, hee's right on the money. Mr. Buday stated that a gigagovernment that thrives on the drug business and the menial sin business will never ever be kindd to the innocently poor. Only Freedom will Liberate the poor, not Authoritarianism. Resource: http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vancouversun/story.asp?id=%7BCE6966D8-E86D-4F2F-9271-0ACCEE962EA2%7D (vi) National Suckering Association: NSC/CIA/MI5/CSIS/ETC... Picks. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said that there will be no solution to the drug problems if the NSA Candidates win, and we all know who they are. Resource: http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vancouversun/story.asp?id=%7BCE6966D8-E86D-4F2F-9271-0ACCEE962EA2%7D Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Existential Candidate for Vancouver's Mayoral Election. He Now Exists As A Political Candidate, Until Any Silly Challenge. I Run Therefore I Am Tired.....Oh And Am (Self Actualized As Such). Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 More Election Links And Press Releases Here: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize. For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/ state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And Inspected" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chief's Quote For His Own Agenda (2002). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, April 9, 1970, House of Commons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the Libertarian Party.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot." -- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- Gölök Buday; 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person Who Wields It." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of The Orator And/Or Writer." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." -- George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (hard to believe, I know.). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing. And what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency, confusion and demoralization. -- Gaius Petronius Arbiter, 1st century AD; Satyricon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." -- Lenny Bruce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The Biggest Scoundrels." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good Question." -- Gölök Buday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ftp/freeagent.32bit-1.21/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm Non-ISP News Server news://rsl2.rslnet.net/ Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, Black Jester™, Riley Bitterman™, Pyromaniac of Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of Gölök Buuday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are Reserved. 165 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines on Sig File.