From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.conspiracy,misc.int-property,alt.comedy,alt.tv.pi Subject: LIBTR; BC; VAN: I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #46. Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 09:46:49 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3da157eb.12562424@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial71.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial71.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1033983839 vandial71.lightspeed.bc.ca (7 Oct 2002 02:43:59 -0700) Lines: 216 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.comedy.standup:36818 alt.conspiracy:109682 misc.int-property:3187 alt.comedy:1258 alt.tv.pi:465 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #46. (i) Gay Marriage: How Often Does Buday Have To Point This Shit Out. On, the 07th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) stated, after reading the Georgia Straight (http://www.straight.com/) [Vol. 36; Num. 1815; Oct. 3 -10 / 2002; "NPA Sidesteps Endorsing Gay Marriage," by Charlie Smith.], that despite his scientific knowledge of opposites attracting a positive and negative coming together (in passion in a sentient's case) to create another positive or negative atom, human, dog, etc... is basic physics and the way of the world. The Male (-) and the Female (+) do this and mate and that is what constitutes as marriage. A homosexual can't be treated like a criminal unless he or she, just like anyone else decides to spread their debauchery in someone else's face, this can be seen as harassment; but this not a same sex gay thing alone, because of the Scientific reality of marriage and mating no one could honestly endorse such a silly concept. Now despite this position, he does not think a private life should be exposed by the evils of window peeping and he also doesn't see why someone would avoid having an opinion of it, his greatest concern is the English state religion having any connection to any politician (such as in Clarke's case) and he even wonders why one would except such a religious-government institution as a religion when it violates it's own theology, or at least the one it claims to follow (see Matthew 19; Full Context.). As for Price and Stevenson he'd suggest they shut their mouth about how they conduct their private life and respect the institution of privacy rights, because without them they would not have a voice to spout out such obvious nonsense. As an openly ambiguous male he objects heavily to the discrimination a private individual gets from pride freaks and spies, if they aren't the same thing. Mr. Buday apposes gay marriage on an official level, and he opposes even more people who come out of the closet for nothing more than an opportunistic attempt at pandering to a group of people who have got to be smarter than to fall for such bullshit. (ii) Bad Mufflers: Not The Black One Buday Wears. On, the 07th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said, that more can be done on the municipal level regarding bad mufflers, if your looking for a real environmental problem, that's it. He gasped when I come by one, and it takes a lot to make me gasp. He hasn't gasped that much since walking by Starbucks when the door was wide open. (iii) Manley Not Buday's Type Of Anti-Monarchist: Bad Voting Record. On, the 07th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said in response to MP Manley's comments that he is right in the view of monarch abolishment and England separation, however he has a severe problem, not only does he pledge allegiance but he is a Liberal Lap Dog who supports very anti-republican positions, at least unless your talking Soviet Socialist Republic; if he had his way Canada would be like Germany now or Germany after a coalition government (WWII) and the Soviet Union. Mr. Buday is an Americanist, an anti-Benedict Arnold, and supports state carving and patriation of the colonies here. (iv) Existential Candidate: Just In Case. On, the 07th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced, just in case, that there is no Beatnik or Existential or even a Nietzsche Party and that it's a joke about being self actualized as a Candidate for Mayor. Just to clear the air. (v) Buday Applauds: Stuff. On, the 07th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said that he is pleased with Stuff Magazines article on September the Eleventh, it was brave and actually questioned the event and the bottom feeders involved and gives it rave reviews. Worth a read. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Existential Candidate for Vancouver's Mayoral Election. He Now Exists As A Political Candidate, Until Any Silly Challenge. I Run Therefore I Am Tired.....Oh And Am (Self Actualized As Such). Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 More Election Links And Press Releases Here: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... 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You want to pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chiefs Quote For His Own Agenda (2002). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to and resent... 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