From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs,alt.freedom,alt.freespeech,misc.int-property Subject: Re: ASSC: Newbie Guide [LIBTR] Date: Thu, 03 Oct 2002 00:54:08 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d9b9510.7310770@news.lightspeed.ca> References: <3D97A47A.9040607@podguy.net> <3D98F79A.BF26D635@Empire.Net> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial2.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial2.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1033607092 vandial2.lightspeed.bc.ca (2 Oct 2002 18:04:52 -0700) Lines: 161 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.sex.strip-clubs:87652 alt.freedom:323 alt.freespeech:266 misc.int-property:3093 On Mon, 30 Sep 2002 21:17:14 -0400, John Sauter wrote: >My basic guideline consists of three rules, which >I repeat whenever I can. > >1. Be polite. This is easy, politeness is just habit. >For example, don't use foul language. I take this to >an extreme by standing up when a lady approaches me. >I explain that it is just being polite, but it is >unusual enough that I am remembered for it. I was told off by paedophiles in that way before, "hey watch your language." Dishonesty is impolite, say what you beleive and how you would say it, now that is polite. >2. Be respectful. This is harder but worthwhile. >For example, when a dancer quotes a price you don't >try to talk her into dancing for less. More important, >when she indicates that touching her in a certain place >is not permitted, you don't try again. Hahahahaha...that's a good one, like it's even up to that. Negotiations may occur between ownership (or sleazed in management) and a dancer, but man, patron to dancer???? Hah! >3. Be generous. This can make things difficult for >other customers, and can limit your own time in the >club if you are too extravagant, I still recommend >letting the money flow easily and without concern. Don't say that Next2Nothing will claim you hate being touched or touching a lady. This is if your going by the dictionary definition. >It has been my experience that following these three >rules guarantees a good time in a strip club. Everyone else maybe; but then again any common decency guarantees a person to a good time anywhere, unless the bitter and jellious hassle you all the time. Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... 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