From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.mindcontrol,alt.politics.libertarian,bc.politics,alt.sex.strip-clubs,van.general Subject: LIBTR; BCP; BC; VAN; VANG; ASS-C: I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #12 Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 09:31:15 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d9030b3.3638904@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial83.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial83.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032860482 vandial83.lightspeed.bc.ca (24 Sep 2002 02:41:22 -0700) Lines: 205 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.mindcontrol:3112 alt.politics.libertarian:39282 bc.politics:112167 alt.sex.strip-clubs:87117 van.general:86662 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #12 (i) Mayoral Candidate Admits Absent Minded ness: Buday On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) admitted that he is in fact a tad absent minded and in fact his decision making is impaired, "I have trouble making decisions sometimes, my magic eight ball is always saying shake me," Buday joked, this eight ball issue may explain why he has a problem getting things done and actually sleeping at normal times, if at all. (ii) Buday Expects No Problems: Exploratory Over On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced late that he dropped the political sigmoidascope and had ended the exploratory end of the campaign and he will be seeking the office of Mayor; seeing nothing that can stop him, and even seeing himself as a force to be reckon with. He expects an official launch on October 1st or 2nd, depending on the time available after the papers are filled. (iii) Internet Under Used: Buday Announces. On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) stated that the candidates and prospective candidates should spend some time using venues like Usenet News Groups, HTTP Forums, and even Web Sites to push their campaigns forward; Usenet for instance is practically the beginning of the commercial Internet and is used by billions of people and is an under used resource in Vancouver and even other campaigns regarding other levels of government. (iv) Why?: Key To The City On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said that he's not sure if Vancouver does this, but if they do or ever plan to he wants to know why anyone would want a key that has no door? In fact Mr. Buday thinks the actual key is the pen or pencil that is used to fill in the circles on the election ballot. (v) Tact In Vancouver Politics: Buday On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) is proud of being considered untactful; "I have been told to be more tactful and I respond by saying I will have nothing to do with it," Mr. Buday said, "Tact is for people who are too lazy for tactics." Gölök Buday is glad to be a pyromaniac in Madison County, as he puts it, and he doesn't care if everyone doesn't like him, not everyone will no matter what he does anyway and in his mind that's realism, and in the real world it's the quality of your friends not the quantity. (vi) Driving Eye Tests: The Idiocy. On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) is in rememberance of the time he went to get his BC ID for the first time and saw someone taking a eye test for a drivers licence, they actually asked him a leading question such as, "do you see a square." Mr. Buday hopes it has stopped happening like this and if not that it will. (vii) Street Racing: How'd An Idiot Get A Sports Car Anyway? On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced a simple solution to this problem, demand a minimum of a Class C FIA licence before anyone can own a sports car. This way idiots can be kept away from automobiles, he admits that system won't be perfect because Villeneuves do end up with FIA licences. This street racing issue does prove one thing, in his view, however, it proves that driving while stupid kills more than being under a controlled substance, after all anyone who drives that way as well is an idiot. (viii) Baby Kissing No Longer: Why Treat Kids Like An Adults Ass. On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced that he will not kiss a baby or even an voter's ass in other ways, but will try to kiss as many babes as he can, and that's what a high profile is for now isn't it. (ix) Division 17 Must Be Followed: Nomination Package. On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) hopes no one will violate Division Seventeen of the Vancouver Charter on political candidacy; he expects lowly violations like vote buying and intimidation by using polls and vote splitting to manipulate voting decisions and demoralize voting pools. He also expects the possibility of misrepresentation and incorrect reporting of election results if they don't go a way that suits a poll or a NSA friendly party. (x) Buday Poll Out: Pedantic Political Attack. On, the 24th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced his poll results; the results say that all candidates in all elections will have one vote, their own, and the rest can't be for certain until election votes are tallied after the real polls close. This pedantic display even has an chance of error, because who knows who can end up not voting for themselves, it can happen. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Candidate for Existential Nomination in Vancouver's Mayoral Election. Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize. For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/ state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, Black Jester™, Riley Bitterman™, Pyromaniac of Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of Gölök Buuday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are Reserved. 66 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines On Sig File.