Path: e420r-atl2.usenetserver.com!newsfeeds-atl2!news.webusenet.com!pc01.webusenet.com!fe01.POSTED!not-for-mail From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.conspiracy,misc.int-property,alt.comedy,alt.tv.pi,alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon Subject: LIBTR; BC; VAN: A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #116. Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3dc1b722.11319614@news.aebc.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Lines: 276 X-Complaints-To: abuse@usenetserver.com X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly. NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 17:57:44 EST Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 23:06:10 GMT Xref: usenetserver.com alt.comedy.standup:344249 alt.conspiracy:506397 misc.int-property:129799 alt.comedy:115138 alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon:110768 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #116.; Press Release(s) (i) A Voter Has To Work Her Ass Off: Media Sits Around And Council Constituencies Not Availlable. On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) said that he got a call he loved to, and he also realized it was holloween as a result, explaination: A woman only known name is Sara(h), called Mr. Buday, not just complaining about the lack of media coverage on non-slate non-partisan (not by party name) candidates and had no other venue but to get the info from the city and call around; now this inspires him to do something similar, but he even has a more tedious schedual, being a Candidate and citizen Candidate in that; a populist even. This is sad, and shows how scary holloween can really be, that those who are charged with and are given the right to, are not being permitted or just not reporting on all they can, especially a major city center like Vancouver which is like the provincial/state's (depending on your mind set; BC/Neo Sumer) leader product and location. Municipalities around Vancouver depend on Vancouver for their exposure and recognition and even commerce. This at least should show the demand for independent info, and if nothing else the media's claim that "our vote counts" and how important it is not to be apathetic and to vote is, is dependent on this very thing; the people knowing all their options about about them, as possible and as much as possible. It isn't all all-candidates-we-choose meetings, less people go to those than read news papers, I'm sure, all though that may change and copy may stop selling if this continues. Most voters are independent and I doubt are mindless sheep who vote partisanly. (ii) Chink Bating: They Aren't All Charlie Chan. On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) said that, what is considered a "visual minority" is silly to pander to because people are individuals, and it doesn't matter who or what they are they have no collective mind, they are one person by one person, each holding one vote and they should be treated like this. It's like politicians treat the Chinese like they are all Charlie Chan (or all Orientals, in fact, as if they'd know the difference). Some of them have the same racial Y as I do, some have the same as Clarke and company. I am a mix of every race except Germanic, all subclasses not withstanding, but a good lot of that as well. (iii) Playboy Pages Stuck Together: Buday. On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) was caught with a playboy with articles and pages with words stuck together, the candidate alter-ego has no comment for the reporter/PR/Campaign Manager alter-ego. A National Review was found in a similar state. Resource(s): http://www.playboy.com/ http://www.nationalreview.com/ (iv) Watermellons: Holloween. On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) is outraged that he could not find an image of a water mellon so he could set up a jackolantern picture (if not an actual one with an actual mellon) for his people, he claims it's racist and is outraged at the constent use of the race card in this election. (v) Big Government: Serogate Penis? On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) wants to know why a big government is promoted by politicians, since it may be a serogate penis for the lacking of... (vi) Top Three May Be Upset: Worn A Bit Thin. On, the 31st of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Golok (B.J.) Buday on the ballot) said that if the media proclaimed and ordered "Top Three" were a vagina it would be torn and a loose and wide as a different kind of prostitute. He (Buday) thinks that those Candidates may have so much rope to hang themselves they'll be jumping off cliffs to hang themselves with it. * Note some obsenities and statements in the title are tests to see how context is taken into account, I am anti-objectionist, anti-contrarian and anti-dogmatic. Words are words unless there is a context to follow. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Existential Candidate for Vancouver's Mayoral Election. He Now Exists As A Political Candidate I Run Therefore I Am Tired.....Oh And Am (Self Actualized As Such). Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 More Election Links And Press Releases Here: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize. For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/ state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And Inspected" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chief's Quote For His Own Agenda (2002). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, April 9, 1970, House of Commons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the Libertarian Party.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot." -- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- Gölök Buday; 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person Who Wields It." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of The Orator And/Or Writer." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." -- George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (hard to believe, I know.). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing. And what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency, confusion and demoralization. -- Gaius Petronius Arbiter, 1st century AD; Satyricon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." -- Lenny Bruce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The Biggest Scoundrels." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good Question." -- Gölök Buday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Small Government's A Start" -- Gölök Buday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ftp/freeagent.32bit-1.21/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm Non-ISP News Server news://rsl2.rslnet.net/ Google Groups: http://groups.google.com/ Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, Black Jester™, Riley Bitterman™, Pyromaniac of Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of Gölök Buday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are Reserved. 169 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines on Sig File.