From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.politics.reform,alt.meditation.transcendental,alt.fraud.scientology.scam,alt.tv.pol-incorrect Subject: LIBTR; ASS-C; ETC....: Abbrs' On Usenet; BJ..... -- Update Date: Sat, 14 Sep 2002 03:12:06 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Jester™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d82a8ea.12606642@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial44.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial44.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1031973692 vandial44.lightspeed.bc.ca (13 Sep 2002 20:21:32 -0700) Lines: 174 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.comedy.standup:34397 alt.politics.reform:17824 alt.meditation.transcendental:9443 alt.tv.pol-incorrect:67052 [POC = Piss Off Contrarian] [TAX = Taxation Issues] [POL = Politics] [CL = Closet Libertarian] [A-IWTASAS = Anti-Indeviduals Who Think All Strippers Are Stupid] [NOW = Nude Organization of Women (A Gölök Buday Company)] [P&PS = Pale and Preston Sucks] [POHY = Pissing Off Heywood Yewblome] [NHBP = Not Hiding Behind Psuedonymn] [COM = Comedy] [AC.S = alt.comedy.standup] [DAEAW = Dancers Are Employees As Well] [DAHB = Dancers Are Human Beings] [ENT = Entertainment Business] [DPTT = Dancers Pay Taxes Too] [FL-ME: Flame Me] [CNN = Cable News Network] [NEWS = News] [CLSC-PST = Classic Post] [BJ = Black Jester (, the)] [CL = Closet Libertarian (, the) [BL = Blow Load] [VLT = Voltarian, The] [RBit = Riley Bitterman] [DEF = Definitions] [UN = United Nations] or [Über Nazi] or [Under NSA] or [UK (united kingdom) Nations] [NSA = National Security Agency] or [National Socialist Association] or [Nazi Society of America] or [NAVY SEAL Attacker] or [National Stealing Association] or [Not a Succor Association] or [National Suckering Agency] [NSC = National Security Commision] [National Society of Censorship] or [Nazi Society of Censorship] or [National Stealing Commision] or [National Stripclub Corrupting] or [National Stealing Commision] or [National Selection Committee (Political Wins)] or [Navy SEAL Corruptor] or [Not a SEAL Comfort] or [National Sociopath Comfort] or [National Sociopath Coddlers] or [Not a Succor Commision] or [National Suckering Commision] or [Not Serving the Constitution (U.S. of A.)] [CIA = Central Intellegance Agency] or [Communism Isn't Anough (spelling isn't at issue to them; unless you aren't them)] [Cram Into Ambulance] or [Crack In America] or [Cocaine In America] or [Children Intruded Analy] or [Central Ingorance Agency] or [Complex of Inferiority Agency] or [Central Inferiority Agency] or [Cowardly Ignoramus Association] or [Confuse Individuals Association] or [Censor(ship) of Individuals Association] or [Censoring of Individualistsic Attitudes] or [Corrupt Indoctrinating Association] or [Cornering an Invulnerable Asshole] [MI5 = MI5 or Millitary Intellegance 5] or [Magestic Intellegance 5] [Mantra Indoctrination Five] or [Mission Ignorance Five] [TM = Transcendental Meditation] or [Torture Mainstream] or [Tremendous Morons] or [Tedious Meetings] or [Trained Males *whip sound*] or [Tainted Math] or [Truly Malnurished] or [Thinking Mashed] or [Truly Maniacle] or [Tainted Meditation] or [Tremendous Myth] or [Tremendous Mounting] or [Tremendous Molesting] or [True Molesters] or [Tergiverstation Mastery] or [Tavern of Molestation] or [Tasteless Malcontents] or [Transcendental Molesters] or [Terraferma Monsters] or [Tracking Members] or [Trance Molesting] or [Torture Members] or [Teenager Molsesters] [COS: Church Of Scientology] or [CIA Organization of Scientology] or [Child Orphans Suck (also an add to something that needs shutting down).] or [Claims Of Silliness] or [Commsion Of Stealing] or [Conning Of Suckers] or [Claims Of (P)Sychiatry] or [Committee Of Simpletons] or [Cesnorship Of Succors] or [Claiming Other's Success] [GOA: Group Of Actors] or [Grabbing Other's Access] or [Grabbing Other's Acting (jobs, success and claims)] or [Gawking Of Actors (and actress')] or [Getting Off on Gawking] or [Going On About (shit they know nothing about)] [CSIS = Canadian Security Intelligence Service] or [Censorship Scandal and Indoctrination Scandal] or [Communist Security Indoctrination Service] [TEAM = Mental Health Team] [IFGMTGM = If I Go Missing They Got Me (NSA and So On)] [PPHOO = Hospitalisation Of Phoney Police] or [Having Own Opions and Punished for Principles] [GOD = Gathering Of Developers] or [Grazing On a Dump] or [Games Of the Daft] Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm