From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs Subject: Re: ASSC: (LNS) Strip Club Stabbing Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 12:14:05 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3da028dc.32870959@news.lightspeed.ca> References: <20021005094953.25732.00011657@mb-md.aol.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1033907102 vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca (6 Oct 2002 05:25:02 -0700) Lines: 154 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.sex.strip-clubs:87793 On 05 Oct 2002 13:49:53 GMT, linkxxxx@aol.com (Link) wrote: >From the Lapdance News Service [a division of ASSCnn(tm)].... >"Lapping the World to bring you the news you need." > >SUN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A man who stabbed a woman at a Sun Valley strip club, >made his getaway in a carjacked vehicle, then lost control and landed upside >down on a stretch of railroad tracks was hospitalized today, police said. >The attacker was not injured in the accident but suffered from a previous >medical condition, said Lt. Andy Neiman of the Los Angeles Police Department's >North Hollywood Station. > >The man's name and condition were not immediately released. > >The attacker stabbed a woman with a knife inside the Players Club at 11343 >Penrose St. about 10:15 p.m. yesterday, Neiman said. It was not immediately >clear why he stabbed her, but the man and woman knew one another, Neiman said. > >He ran outside holding the knife and carjacked a compact vehicle, Neiman said. >Police were notified and a helicopter quickly found the attacker driving in the >area of San Fernando Road and Sunland Boulevard, he said. > >Patrol units were about to try to stop the man when he sped through a red >light, lost control of the car, crashed through a metal fence and overturned on >a set of railroad tracks, Neiman said. He was taken into custody. > >The woman who was stabbed was treated and released, Neiman said. No other >information was immediately available. I'm noticing a trend of clubs becoming seadier and more dangerous at the same time. They use to be the safest places to drink. Thank the NSA guys. Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... 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