From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.mindcontrol,alt.politics.libertarian,bc.politics,alt.sex.strip-clubs,van.general Subject: LIBTR; BCP; BC; VAN; VANG; ASS-C; POL; COM; FL-ME: Buday Out Of Booze: Media To Blame! Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 10:58:34 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Jester™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d885c20.24002520@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial29.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial29.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032347292 vandial29.lightspeed.bc.ca (18 Sep 2002 04:08:12 -0700) Lines: 78 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.mindcontrol:3003 alt.politics.libertarian:38828 bc.politics:111037 alt.sex.strip-clubs:86776 van.general:86130 Buday Out Of Booze: Media To Blame! On, the 18th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced that he was sick and tired and it may because he sobered up from the previous night; "I'm out!!!!!," Buday exclaimed, "I can't believe this crap, after everything I am blindingly sober? This has got to be a media plot, a conservative conspiracy, or a liberal one.....I don't know either fox news or cnn is screwing me on booze cash....oh my expletive deleted head.,' Mr. Buday scavenged what drops were left from his bottle of Southern Comfort nail remover and came to a realization saying, "I've got it! It's the gawd damn sin taxes, the media could be a little more helpful their though," Buday said, "I mean, how often does a person get pilfered and punished for legal acts? If it's so wrong and hurts other innocent people, ban it, don't price gouge and take cut after cut of the action...the media could point this fleecing. On any account, I have a liquor store to find." Gölök Buday, (or Golok if the ballot people can't print accents) walked off, never to be seen sober again (or at least in his dreams). Maybe if he's lucky some Doctor with a dubious past or degree will sign a letter claiming he has AIDS so he can get some extra disability points at the safety net office (well entitlement, outside his world). Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Candidate for Existential Nomination in Vancouver's Mayoral Election. Vancouver, BC ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC V5L 1N7 604-437-8744 Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm