From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.tv.pol-incorrect,alt.tv.pi,cnn.newsroom,alt.politics.libertarian,alt.comedy.standup Subject: [LIBTR] [BJ] [COM] [DAHB] [A-IWTASAS]: Cigarette Warnings... :[RBit][ENT][CLSC-PST] Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 12:34:46 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d8c66d0.33745960@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial3.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial3.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032612276 vandial3.lightspeed.bc.ca (21 Sep 2002 05:44:36 -0700) Lines: 64 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.tv.pol-incorrect:67133 alt.tv.pi:452 cnn.newsroom:1962 alt.politics.libertarian:39017 alt.comedy.standup:35172 Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday's (Black Jester's) Cigarette Warnings.... Warning: May cause government to overbloat. Warning: May cause heart attack when you discover how much money the government makes off of this poison they officially oppose. Warning: Smoking may cause funding of useless government programs. Warning: Smoking may lead to more hypocritical government warnings and increased sin taxes. Warning: Smoking may lead to meeting with ambulance chasing lawyer Warning: Smoking may cause a politician to stay away from his constituency and stay in Washington DC to see which lobby is the better donner; pro-smoker if sin tax stays lobby, or the tobacco companies. * All Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Reserved I'm the mark of sarcasm, the upside-down exclaimation mark, I am the Black Jester™. >:-{) )> Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The guy who is so obsessed with Jeszika Alba that he ignores her with the delusion that it's his name on the restraining order, not Michael Weatherly's. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm