From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.mindcontrol,alt.politics.libertarian,bc.politics,alt.sex.strip-clubs,van.general Subject: LIBTR; BCP; BC; VAN; VANG; ASS-C; POL; COM: First Openly Ambiguous Candidate for Mayor: Vancouver Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 09:39:09 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Jester™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d845507.19101483@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial35.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial35.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032083316 vandial35.lightspeed.bc.ca (15 Sep 2002 02:48:36 -0700) Lines: 84 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.mindcontrol:2971 alt.politics.libertarian:38674 bc.politics:110444 alt.sex.strip-clubs:86587 van.general:85722 First Openly Ambiguous Candidate for Mayor: Vancouver On, the 15th of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) responded to the accusation of rampant homosexuality, "your kind of a fag aren't you...?," he was asked at an press conference, he wondered into thinking it was a strip club, of WASPS (White Association of Silly People and "Sailors") about their toxic and road unready pollution mobiles aka huge buicks, "I don't like any of you, stop mailing me, stop spying on me, quit claiming to be engaged or dating my wife you say I don't have yet I do have and it piss' you off, stop that god damn stalking and burn down that shrine to me you hate me, and I dislike you and your shitty cars, you know those yuppy mobiles that look like Bender (Futurama) as a werecar and is bought likely for that black experience pimp mobile feel to go with your rap albums and all that other white liberal crap you have while at your damn snow lodges and golf courses you have me removed from," he said while smelling fumes of pot and ignoramuses yelling "your a fag aren't you...," which happened more when the Red Necked TransAm Jockies came in following their noses. He said plainly, "that isn't important, I am openly ambiguous and that's all; I am the first openly ambiguous candidate for Vancouver's Mayor seat and I plan to keep it that way, now if you can excuse me, I was invited to private strip show at a men's residence; at least it looks that way, there's a boxing match advertised there," he continued to say as he left avoiding a major lynching and the rantings of people calling him a Sumerian Nigger. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Candidate for Existential Nomination in Vancouver's Mayoral Election. Vancouver, BC ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC V5L 1N7 604-437-8744 Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm