Path: e420r-atl2.usenetserver.com!newsfeeds-atl2!news.webusenet.com!pc01.webusenet.com!fe01.POSTED!not-for-mail From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.conspiracy,misc.int-property,alt.comedy,alt.tv.pi,alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon Subject: LIBTR; BC; VAN: A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #103. Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3dbc7ea5.6533080@news.aebc.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 Lines: 287 X-Complaints-To: abuse@usenetserver.com X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly. NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 18:55:25 EST Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 00:04:07 GMT Xref: usenetserver.com alt.comedy.standup:343745 alt.conspiracy:504815 misc.int-property:129750 alt.comedy:115116 alt.politics.org.nsa.echelon:110750 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #103.; Press Release(s) (i) The Woman Who Would Be Mayor: Why And Says Who? On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said read "The woman who would be mayor Jennifer Clarke seemed like a shoo-in to run Vancouver. But then came a strong rival. And an unhelpful predecessor," by Mark Hume of the National Post, and Mr. Buday wondered, who the hell is this Mysterious strong rival? It's puzzling and mind boggling. A career pencil pusher with the BBB, or the career pencil pusher with the coraner's office, or the kid who grew up eating at the Korona in Toronto (Hungarian resturant)? Mr. Buday can't seem to figure it out, maybe it's the sound of chips crunching in the background of every debate that leads you to the "strong rival." So who is he or she? Is it someone left in the shadows, by the shadow government and it's unfree media? Is it a blue sweater freek hidden away that has no legal recourse than to run independently because of what TMers and Natural Law Partites have be...oh yeah that's Larry Campbell of C.O.P.E. how one forgets the NLP-TM connection to the NDP. Resource(s): http://www.canada.com/vancouver/info/civicelections/vancouver/story.html?id=%7BB8CDEE65-D405-4000-BF57-90CCEE925115%7D http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/TM/ http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ http://www.npa.bc.ca/ http://www.cope.bc.ca/ http://www.tm.org/ http://www.naturallaw.org/ http://www.naturallaw.ca/ http://www.Suggestability.org/ http://www.trancenet.org/ http://www.trancenet.net/ http://www.buchanan.org/000-v-cultleaderhagelin.html http://www.minet.org/ http://www.Maharishi.org/ http://www.unstress4less.org/ http://www.nationalpost.com/ (ii) Crash Course For New Voters, Patronising Crap: Race/Culture Relations 101. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said that he read an article where The Province states the phrase Chinese-Canadian and talks down to them, delegating them to another class, because of a possible Y or non-chinese Y chromazone, just looks of a Chinaman. The question is, are they Vancouverites? Not are they of a Subclass of Oriental and a Culture, not are they Mandarin, Canton, or even Orange. Not are they colonialist, ok, that background is up for inspection; if they are English they are the ones likely trying to worm some sort of special status for themselves based on look. For Gawd sakes Mr. Buday Just made fun of your race bating jack offs in a previous hiphon parody Press Release (#101). This segregation is sickening, there are no railroads for them to be forced on, why act as if there are. Parody: "(i)Buday Claims Minority Status: Hyphonated. On, the 26th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said he admits to being a Sumerian-Babylonian-Semetic-Amrorite-Aryan-Hindi-Hitite-Oriental-Canaanite- Huganaut(Gaul)-Latin-Muldavian-Ancient Greek/Pol-CanAmerican." Resource(s): http://www.canada.com/vancouver/info/civicelections/vancouver/story.html?id=%7B15F9A61C-55F1-4AA9-ABE2-6034F7AE413E%7D http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/Buday2002Digestn101.van02.shtml (iii) Cable, Network TV, And The CRTC: Kiss My Harry Tage. On, the 27th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday said he wants to know why network affiliates can't be recieved via cable lines without a hookup that costs the company(s) more than if it weren't the case; he understands basic cable and even out of the area affiliates and fascistly denied U.S. Network Affiliations in Canada. It dawned on him, it's not just censorship, it's not just the lack of respect of business ownership and ownership in general, it's licencing regulations, red tape, CRTC protection rackets, threats and fees. You see Ad revenues are shared between providers and Networks in well constructed deals, only something as devious as some over bloated Gigagovernment would cause such a thing and in fact, on such a subject, I am surprised a sin tax on dirty langauge and nudity television hasn't been instituted. Or has it and are we in the dark on that one. Other evils exhist as well, you pay cable to provide you with a service, including U.S. Channels, choose for yourself a U.S. channel and not just simocasting (Substituting TV Programming, Virtual Ads Anti-Competitive Tactics, Defying The Candadian Government's beloved free trade Agreements and the cultural indiffference. Canadian Content, really means, what some limey calls Canadian Content.) over it, but even there ads, and why because, "The CRTC has a duty, under the Broadcasting Act, to foster a strong and financially viable domestic industry." Now I know of no government involvement in business, even to the level of international insidents (attacking airwaves in another country's borders, U.S. for instance.), that led to a financially viable domestic or non-domestic industry, if anything, history has shown that to kill businesses and Industries. The general translation of all this is, "We Hate Competition In Canada, Get Out." Happy Day to all those from the (not-so)Great Red North. Resource(s): http://www.crtc.gc.ca/eng/INFO_SHT/b316.htm http://www.crtc.gc.ca/eng/NEWS/RELEASES/2002/i020123.htm Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Existential Candidate for Vancouver's Mayoral Election. He Now Exists As A Political Candidate, Until Any Silly Challenge. I Run Therefore I Am Tired.....Oh And Am (Self Actualized As Such). Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 More Election Links And Press Releases Here: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize. For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/ state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And Inspected" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chief's Quote For His Own Agenda (2002). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, April 9, 1970, House of Commons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the Libertarian Party.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's almost as if he [Bill Clinton] spent 8 years pissing all over the presidency and on his last day went, 'oh! missed a spot." -- Lewis Black on Rich Pardon, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- Gölök Buday; 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person Who Wields It." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of The Orator And/Or Writer." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Height Of Genius Is The Ability To Conceal It." -- George Bernard Shaw -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Brevity is the soul of wit." -- William Shakespeare (hard to believe, I know.). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing. And what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency, confusion and demoralization. -- Gaius Petronius Arbiter, 1st century AD; Satyricon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If You Have A Lawsuit, Your Goods, Your Honor, Your Very Life Depends On The Very Interpretation Of A Book You Never Read." -- Francois "Voltaire" Marie Arouet; Phil. Dictionary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Suppression Of A Word Is What Gives It Power." -- Lenny Bruce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The Biggest Scoundrels." -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sometimes, It's Not A Good Idea To Listen For, But A Good Question." -- Gölök Buday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ftp/freeagent.32bit-1.21/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm Non-ISP News Server news://rsl2.rslnet.net/ Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, Black Jester™, Riley Bitterman™, Pyromaniac of Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of Gölök Buday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are Reserved. 165 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines on Sig File.