From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.mindcontrol,alt.politics.libertarian,bc.politics,alt.sex.strip-clubs,van.general Subject: LIBTR; BCP; BC; VAN; VANG; ASS-C; CAR87; NSA; CIA; COS; MHT: A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #44. Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 09:40:27 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3da004ea.23667347@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1033897883 vandial12.lightspeed.bc.ca (6 Oct 2002 02:51:23 -0700) Lines: 177 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.mindcontrol:3276 alt.politics.libertarian:40249 bc.politics:113718 alt.sex.strip-clubs:87791 van.general:87942 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #44. (i) Fat Folds Five: Not Just A Parody Band Name, But A Serious Problem. On, the 06th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said to forget smoking for a minute and worry about second hand fat pig, you know having see fat folds and even a pot belly hanging out. The city must demand a "fat people cover the fuck up law," a $50 dollar per exposed fold and pot belly fine after arrest examination and prosecution, this includes skin showing or tight fitting outfits, and skin showing should be double. No one should have to see something so disgusting as some fat slob waddling around, and it's about the Fat Expectance Society's time to FES up and admit it's their fault. If there are certain mitigating compounds or chemicals that may cause increased weight loss, like some diet pills, than a fine can be smaller and the company that provides these things should be cut; no doubt a CIA or MI5 thing anyway. (ii) Trend: The Toronto Invasion. On, the 06th of October, Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) said, as a refugee of Tronna (Ontario), he is glad to be in a city like Vancouver where the pretension of fads and trend are actually not as popularized and tolerated as in most places. Well now, thanks to CHUM and Moses Znaimer and City TV, the attempt to do so in a trend free zone, such as Vancouver, is being threatened; now the whine and cheese headed Philistines who think they like something because they were told it was brilliant by some half wit psuedo-beatnik in a french beret are polluting our town with the help of a CEO who knows so little about business and the business of television it's amazing he has the job. Mr. Buday thinks that's something worth investigating. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Existential Candidate for Vancouver's Mayoral Election. He Now Exists As A Political Candidate, Until Any Silly Challenge. I Run Therefore I Am Tired.....Oh And Am (Self Actualized As Such). Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 More Election Links And Press Releases Here: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/Vancouver.Elections/2002/ Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I would have wished that no one in the state that could claim he was above the law, and that no one from outside the state could dictate a law [Fuck the UN] that the state was obliged to recognize. For regardless of how the government is formally constituted, if there is a single man not subject to the law, all the others are necessarily at that man' mercy." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...It follows that if in such a fortunate situation it (the country/ state) would have nothing to fear but itself, and if citizens were trained in arms, it would be more for maintaining that soldiery spirit and noble courage that are so well suited for freedom and cultivate the taste for it rather than from the necessity for it's citizens' actual defence. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; To The Republic Of Geneva: Discourse On Inequality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom can only exist if all laws apply to all people." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau; possible paraphrase. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Think, it's not illegal yet." -- George Clinton -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And Inspected" -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- -- Gölök Buday -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "it is an abomination for a person's tax dollars to be used to further a faith to which he does not subscribe. You want to pray, go to church. Nobody's objecting." -- Thomas Jefferson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am the first Prime Minister of this country of neither altogether English nor French origin. So I determined to bring about a Canadian citizenship that knew no hyphenated consideration." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 29, 1958, Maclean's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We shall never build the nation which our potential resources make possible by dividing ourselves into Anglophones, Francophones, multiculturalphones, or whatever kind of phoneys you choose. I say: Americans, first, last, and always!" - Gölök Buday, Purposely misquoting the Chiefs Quote For His Own Agenda (2002). -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, March 11, 1958 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "As long as there is a drop of blood in my body they won't stop me from talking about freedom." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, June 3, 1962, Sudbury, Ontario. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Freedom includes the right to say what others may object to and resent... The essence of citizenship is to be tolerant of strong and provocative words." - Prime Minister Diefenbaker, April 9, 1970, House of Commons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I Am A Surrealists" -- What Salvador Dali Said When Asked Why He Didn't Belong To The Surrealists (this may be true, regarding why actors tend not to belong to the Group of Actors and Libertarians don't always belong to the Libertarian Party.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ftp/freeagent.32bit-1.21/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm Non-ISP News Server news://news:rsl2.rslnet.net/ Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, Black Jester™, Riley Bitterman™, Pyromaniac of Madison Country and any other origional works are trademarks of Gölök Buuday and all Constitutional and Intellectual Rights Are Reserved. 118 Lines As Opposed To 1300 Lines on Sig File.